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White 100% heavy cotton tee featuring a custom Retro River design. Soft, durable fabric with a classic unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL. Perfect for everyday wear and crafted to hold its shape wash after wash.
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Size Guide
S — Width: 18" / 45.7 cm | Length: 28" / 71.1 cm | Sleeve: 15.1" / 38.4 cm
M — Width: 20" / 50.8 cm | Length: 29" / 73.7 cm | Sleeve: 16.5" / 41.9 cm
L — Width: 22" / 55.9 cm | Length: 30" / 76.2 cm | Sleeve: 18" / 45.7 cm
XL — Width: 24" / 61 cm | Length: 31" / 78.7 cm | Sleeve: 19.5" / 49.5 cm
2XL — Width: 26" / 66 cm | Length: 32" / 81.3 cm | Sleeve: 21" / 53.3 cm
3XL — Width: 28" / 71.1 cm | Length: 33" / 83.8 cm | Sleeve: 22.4" / 56.9 cm
4XL — Width: 30" / 76.2 cm | Length: 34" / 86.4 cm | Sleeve: 23.7" / 60.2 cm
Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
White 100% heavy cotton tee featuring a custom Retro Humphrey design. Soft, durable fabric with a classic unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL. Perfect for everyday wear and crafted to hold its shape wash after wash.
FREE Shipping on all Clothing.
Size Guide
S — Width: 18" / 45.7 cm | Length: 28" / 71.1 cm | Sleeve: 15.1" / 38.4 cm
M — Width: 20" / 50.8 cm | Length: 29" / 73.7 cm | Sleeve: 16.5" / 41.9 cm
L — Width: 22" / 55.9 cm | Length: 30" / 76.2 cm | Sleeve: 18" / 45.7 cm
XL — Width: 24" / 61 cm | Length: 31" / 78.7 cm | Sleeve: 19.5" / 49.5 cm
2XL — Width: 26" / 66 cm | Length: 32" / 81.3 cm | Sleeve: 21" / 53.3 cm
3XL — Width: 28" / 71.1 cm | Length: 33" / 83.8 cm | Sleeve: 22.4" / 56.9 cm
4XL — Width: 30" / 76.2 cm | Length: 34" / 86.4 cm | Sleeve: 23.7" / 60.2 cm
Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
Matte Paper Poster — Custom River Design
Paper finish: Matte, uncoated, natural off-white
Archival quality: Acid-free
Weight: 250 gsm
Thickness: 0.29 mm
Sustainability: FSC-Certified paper
Care and handling:
Avoid direct sunlight to minimize fading
Frame behind UV-protective glass for maximum longevity
Handle by edges or use clean, dry hands to prevent oils or smudges
Store flat in a cool, dry place; interleave with acid-free tissue if stacking
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Sizes available
13x18 cm / 5x7″ - Vertical
21x29.7 cm / 8x12" - Vertical
A3 (29.7 x 42 cm) - Vertical
A2 (42 x 59.4 cm) - Vertical
All posters come rolled up in protective packaging. Frame not included.
Matte Paper Poster — Custom Humphrey Design
Paper finish: Matte, uncoated, natural off-white
Archival quality: Acid-free
Weight: 250 gsm
Thickness: 0.29 mm
Sustainability: FSC-Certified paper
Care and handling:
Avoid direct sunlight to minimize fading
Frame behind UV-protective glass for maximum longevity
Handle by edges or use clean, dry hands to prevent oils or smudges
Store flat in a cool, dry place; interleave with acid-free tissue if stacking
FREE Shipping on all posters.
Sizes available
13x18 cm / 5x7″ - Vertical
21x29.7 cm / 8x12" - Vertical
A3 (29.7 x 42 cm) - Vertical
A2 (42 x 59.4 cm) - Vertical
All posters come rolled up in protective packaging. Frame not included.
Shop Holiday
100% heavy cotton tee featuring our custom holiday design. Soft, durable fabric with a classic unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL. Perfect for everyday wear and crafted to hold its shape wash after wash.
Available in sand or white.
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Size Guide
S — Width: 18" / 45.7 cm | Length: 28" / 71.1 cm | Sleeve: 15.1" / 38.4 cm
M — Width: 20" / 50.8 cm | Length: 29" / 73.7 cm | Sleeve: 16.5" / 41.9 cm
L — Width: 22" / 55.9 cm | Length: 30" / 76.2 cm | Sleeve: 18" / 45.7 cm
XL — Width: 24" / 61 cm | Length: 31" / 78.7 cm | Sleeve: 19.5" / 49.5 cm
2XL — Width: 26" / 66 cm | Length: 32" / 81.3 cm | Sleeve: 21" / 53.3 cm
3XL — Width: 28" / 71.1 cm | Length: 33" / 83.8 cm | Sleeve: 22.4" / 56.9 cm
4XL — Width: 30" / 76.2 cm | Length: 34" / 86.4 cm | Sleeve: 23.7" / 60.2 cm
Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
Unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt featuring a custom holiday design. Made from a cotton/poly blend. Available in sizes S–4XL. Perfect for everyday wear and crafted to hold its shape wash after wash.
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Size Guide
S— Width: 20" / 50.8 cm | Length: 27" / 68.6 cm | Sleeve: 33.5" / 85.1 cm
M— Width: 22.01" / 55.9 cm | Length: 28" / 71.1 cm | Sleeve: 34.5" / 87.6 cm
L— Width: 24" / 61 cm | Length: 29" / 73.7 cm | Sleeve: 35.5" / 90.2 cm
XL— Width: 26" / 66 cm | Length: 30" / 76.2 cm | Sleeve: 36.5" / 92.7 cm
2XL— Width: 28" / 71.1 cm | Length: 31" / 78.7 cm | Sleeve: 37.5" / 95.3 cm
3XL— Width: 30" / 76.2 cm | Length: 32" / 81.3 cm | Sleeve: 38.5" / 97.8 cm
4XL— Width: 32" / 81.3 cm | Length: 33" / 83.8 cm | Sleeve: 39.5" / 100.3 cm
Sleeve length is measured from the centre back.
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100% Cotton Bandana — 2-in-1
Soft, breathable, easy to wash.
Made in Tasmania by a women‑owned, ethically run studio. Small‑batch, handcrafted.
Sizes
Medium:
Large:
Care: Gentle machine wash cold, line dry. Iron low. No bleach.
100% Cotton Bandana — 2-in-1
Soft, breathable, easy to wash.
Made in Tasmania by a women‑owned, ethically run studio. Small‑batch, handcrafted.
Sizes
Medium:
Large:
Care: Gentle machine wash cold, line dry. Iron low. No bleach.
100% Cotton Bandana — 2-in-1
Soft, breathable, easy to wash.
Made in Tasmania by a women‑owned, ethically run studio. Small‑batch, handcrafted.
Sizes
Medium:
Large:
Care: Gentle machine wash cold, line dry. Iron low. No bleach.
100% Cotton Bandana — 2-in-1
Soft, breathable, easy to wash.
Made in Tasmania by a women‑owned, ethically run studio. Small‑batch, handcrafted.
Sizes
Medium:
Large:
Care: Gentle machine wash cold, line dry. Iron low. No bleach.